ha ha. i wrote a book. tra la la la la la la la la. now i just have to figure out how to sell this fucking thing...
EVERYBODY WHO IS READING THIS: GO BUY MY BOOK!! ITS REALLY GOOD I PROMISE AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND CRY AND HOPE AND PRAY AND WONDER AND BELIEVE AND QUESTION AND REFLECT AND APPLAUD AND CRITICIZE AND FRET AND WORRY AND REALIZE AND DISCARD.
but before you finish, you will have read something no one else could have/ should have/ would have/ written unless they were who/what/why/where/when/how i am. and that is cool.
so pretty please with sugar on top and a lot of chocolate and rainbow sprinkles and fruit toppings if you like them read this book!! http://www.deathofcivility.com (you can click the title of this post "book out now" if you are too lazy to type http://deathofcivility.com in--but i did it twice just to show you it can be done)